Part 1 (in case you missed it) A Trip to the Dentist (part 6) Despite the last dentist visit going pretty well, I’ve put off returning to get the other major work done. Well, I went in a couple days ago and thought it was only fair to share the experience like I have […]
My Parents Saved Me From Mister Rogers
My parents were very protective of me while I was growing up. I never watched E.T., Star Wars, and other popular movies. My parents thought that they were too violent or would tempt me into devil worship if I watched them. My turkey sandwiches were served only with lettuce and I wasn’t allowed mayonnaise of […]
Mainly Drinks Review
This review was written earlier this year and posted on Yelp. I thought you might enjoy it. Also, this restaurant gave me the idea for the name of this website, so that’s nifty. Anyway, here’s the review. Mainly Drinks Review (in La Porte, TX) Since the restaurant is located in the small town of La […]
12 Days of Christmas is a Horrible Story
Today I was thinking back to my childhood and the rare days when Mother didn’t lock me away in the ‘praying closet.’ I starting thinking about Christmas songs, namely The 12 Days of Christmas. That’s when I realized how terrible of a song it was and the bad lessons it teaches us. It’s about some […]
A Trip To NASA: The Search For the Astronaut King
I had managed to fool the guard and sneak past the defenses of NASA, the world’s foremost space stuff organization. The guards countless years of abusive training were useless against my mind tricks. “Do you have any weapons or food and drink on you sir,” he asked as I made my way through the main […]
People for the Ethical Treatment of Minerals – PETM
Good day you savages. While you were busy throwing paint on mink coats and making vlogs about how meat-eaters all go to heck, you missed out on another creature that needs protection. That creature I speak of is the noble mineral, or ‘rock’ to you lay folk. So keep a little bit of that rage […]
Mr. Coffee Review – Friend or Foe?
My Mr. Coffee experience: I wasn’t much of a coffee drinker until recently when a friend offered a cup of her freshly made hazelnut coffee. At first my mind tried to fight back. It barraged me with reasons to fight back. “Hazelnuts aren’t even real” “It’s too hard to make” It was a weak fight, […]
Mexican Restaurant Review – The Chip Denial
Today I experienced a trauma that I wouldn’t wish upon any living soul. You could call this a rant but there is opportunity to learn from my suffering so that others might not have to experience the same anguish. Today I ordered Mexican takeout and as I was about to leave I asked if they […]
A Trip to the Dentist (part 5)
This is a multi-part series. Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 (this is what you are reading now) Skagger gets a new hat. I’ve just returned from another appointment at the friendly dentist office. It’s weird when a receptionist recognizes you when you walk in. It either means: 1. They have […]